Peter Law won the Southern Division Humorous Final

Peter Law

Yesterday Southern Division held its finals for the Table Topics and the Humorous Contest.

Peter won the Humorous Contest with his speech “How I saved the spirit of Christmas”.

Our members might remember that Peter didn’t win the Victoria Quay club contest – he went over time!! Fortunately he won the Armadale club contest and then the S31 Area Final. So technically he didn’t win the Division final as a Victoria Quay member. We don’t care! He is our member too, so …

Congratulations, Peter

A Very Special Meeting

Many members believe that every Victoria Quay meeting is special. They are right and Wednesday night was definitely one of those special meetings. There were 27 people present, with 10 visitors.  Visitor Karin joined, even though she can’t attend until June 15. We are confident that several others will join. Amongst the visitors were Toastmasters who have come to Perth for the  District Convention this weekend. We have never had an International Director visit Western Australia before, and Mike Storkey DTM came to Victoria Quay, along with his eminent Toastmaster wife Lesley.

Richard Strickland

I was Toastmaster for the night. After visitor and Western Division Governor Robin Richards had inspired us, we had a check-in with a difference. All 27 people present told us their names and how they came to join Toastmasters. It was fascinating.

Richard Strickland was Table Topics Master.  His  topics were based around Toastmasters. Two of the visitors took part as well.

Richard Anthony gave us an inspiring tonic, before Mark Richards evaluated the Table Topics.

The prepared speeches were wonderful

Gwen Williams

Barry’s “What I learned” was a powerful, emotional account of his early struggles with self esteem and his determination to use Toastmasters to be able to effectively communicate what he has learned through his life and through meditation. Alan evaluated Barry’s speech.

In her “Presents” Gwen told us of her wonderful first present from her sister and the best present she believes she has ever given. She ended with the second best present of her life, recently received from her daughter. Heljo evaluated Gwen’s speech.

Peter Law

Peter Law practiced  his humorous speech “Midlife crisis? – leave it to the professionals”. Most of us had heard it before, but it was just as funny this time. We hope Peter is rewarded by winning the  District 73 Humorous Contest on Friday night. Visitor Lesley Storkey evaluated Peters speech.

Andrew Bond gave us the Highlights with a touch of grammarian.

Glenis evaluated the evaluators.

Denis gave the  Timing Report.

Mike Storkey

The  Meeting Evaluation was delivered by Mike Storkey, our visiting International Director. Mike had some helpful suggestions for improvement and a lot of positive feedback. He was particularly impressed by the prepared speeches and the energy displayed through the whole meeting.

President Peter took over the meeting. The first item of business was to present our recently joined member Barry with his member badge.

Then he went around and asked each of our visitors how they had found the meeting. Perhaps they were being polite, but they were all very enthusiastic.

Mark reminded us about the district convention and the fact that we have three contestants in the four finals. Peter is in the humorous contest on Friday night and the table topics on Sunday morning. Neville is in the International Speech Contest on Saturday morning.

David drew attention to the programs for the next two weeks on the back of the agenda.

A group still talking at the end of supper

Story by
David Nicholas

Peter closed the meeting and we all enjoyed supper prepared by our wonderful Heljo.

What can I say, the great Club Meetings just keep coming and coming.  Alan Smith was our Toastmaster and kept the evening ticking over in his usual inimitable style.  David Nicholas provided us with a workshop on the structure of a speech and how to come up with subjects.  David’s workshops are always helpful and insightful.

Barry Windsor one of our new members gave us an inspiration on honesty and community involvement.  I am looking forward your Icebreaker speech next week.  Gwenda Williams delivered a Tonic on her first  G & T at the age of 12 with her Gran on a very special occasion I believe.

Heljo Cameron was the Table Topics Master with her topic based around exercise.  There were so many speakers tonight that poor Janet McNie had a very hard time as a first time table topics evaluator.  Well done Janet you got on with the business and trooped through it, well done.

Then we had the business end of the meeting, the prepared speeches.  Andrew Bond spoke on Social anxiety and how he got over being extremely shy as a young person and how he used  our Toastmasters Club to help him overcome some of his fear of standing up and speaking in front of people.  Positive proof that Toastmasters is good for your health.

Richard Anthony gave us a very funny speech titled Ironman, no not the super hero, not the contest and not the comic book but a story about the man who invented the Iron.  He explained that the iron was invented (tongue in cheek) to keep women occupied.  He then mentioned his inability as a bachelor to handle an Iron and gave us the lowdown on the sport of Extreme Ironing.  Excellent speech and very funny.

I then gave a speech from the Special Occasions Speech Manual – The Roast , where you poke fun at someone you know.    I roasted Neville Simmons with a speech titled Touched by a Neville.  It was good fun, well received by all  particularly Neville who was a very good sport about it.  I am looking forward to when he reciprocates.

Our meetings are good, and if you are reading this and thinking of coming to the club and checking it out, do it now, you won’t be disappointed.

Good Speeches, good people, great club.

Cheers!

Pete Law